Drop the listing. Not your life story.
Start with a Zillow or StreetEasy link. The listing is the starting point; the asking price is not the verdict.
Real estate. Reality checked.
Nice listing.
Terrible deal?
Paste a Zillow or StreetEasy link. Get a brutally funny A–F deal grade, three roast lines, and a card worth sending to the group chat.
Less listing hype. More healthy skepticism.
The Deal Roast attitudeNo sugarcoating
“That asking price has main-character syndrome.”
Illustrative roast · not a scored property
Our promise, not borrowed applause
Roast the deal, not the buyer.Keep the assumptions in view.Make every card shareable.
From link to punchline
The listing sells it.
We question it.
For buyers, deal hunters, and anyone who has ever asked: “They want how much?”
Funny on the surface. Numbers underneath.
Deal Builder logic powers the grading. When a listing deserves more than a punchline, move into full underwriting and explore deal-analysis templates for your own number crunching.
Get the grade. Take the heat.
An A–F deal grade and three sharp roast lines turn a wall of listing copy into a take you can actually remember.
Screenshot it. Start the argument.
Your share card carries the grade, the roast, and a Deal Roast watermark and link. Built for the group chat, not buried in a dashboard.
Pick your depth
The roast is the start.
Choose the access that fits your deal hunt. Review the current plans below before you commit; deeper analysis is for the listings you want to take seriously.
Free
For individuals getting started
$0/month
- 1 workspace
- Up to 3 team members
- Basic analytics
- Community support
Before you turn up the heat.
Bring a link. Leave with a take.
Someone needs to roast that price.
Might as well be you. Put the next listing through Deal Roast.